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HARRY REDKNAPP
'Arry is as self-affacing as ever.
"I may look stupid but I ain't that silly."
SHAY GIVEN
The Newcastle keeper on his arrival in Bydgoszcz, Poland.
"What do I think of Bydgoszcz? I don't even know who he plays for, to be honest."
KEN BATES
The former Chelsea supremo is a lover of other sports.
"What else is there in life? Cricket is like watching paint dry. Tennis? Golf is a pain in the backside. The only game in town is soccer."
KJETIL SIEM
The Valerenga director talks about Runar Normann.
"He is like a kangaroo in a minefield."
STEVE CURRY
Sky pundit on the perils of being Ken Bates's pal.
"He's sued me twice yet he's a friend of mine!"
STEVE BRUCE
An honest assessment of Birmingham's Cup exit to Sunderland.
"It looked like we'd picked 11 people off the streets and asked them if they fancied a game."
TIM SHERWOOD
Sherwood gives his opinion on Yakubu Aiyegbeni
"Sometimes he plays like Thierry Henry, at other times he plays more like Lenny Henry"
MICHAEL SVENSSON
The Southampton defender looks into the private life of referees.
"When a player makes a mistake, you get a yellow card, a suspension or a fine. When a professional referee does it, nothing happens. They can go home, sit down on the couch and scratch their balls!"
DAVID O'LEARY
The Aston Villa boss would love a dog's life after responding to criticism from Moustapha Hadji.
"I have two dogs and I wouldn't mind the lifestyle they have myself."
DAVID PLEAT
On the defensive when Jermain Defoe is asked when he first found out about the deal with Tottenham.
"What is this? A murder inquiry?"
RAY WILKINS
The nice guy of football nearly gets angry.
"It's the first time I've seen a referee wave play on at the same time as holding two players apart."
MARK DELANEY
The Aston Villa man can deal with the insults.
"I know what it is like. I am Welsh and people shout 'sheep' at me - that sort of thing."
GARY MEGSON
The West Brom manager wishes Jason Roberts well on his move to Wigan, and hopes it will improve his footballing education.
"You are talking about a man who spelt his name wrongly on his transfer request."
ROY KEANE
The Manchester United star explains why the champions cannot maintain a 100 percent record.
"If we won every week, nobody would bother turning up to watch us."
MICKY ADAMS
The Leicester manager on Craig Hignett's performance before the substitute scored the equaliser against Arsenal.
"I thought Craig was Arsenal's best player when he came on."
BERTI VOGTS
The Scotland manager lavishes praise upon striker Paul Dickov.
"Paul is fit. He is my running elk."
PETER HETHERSTON
Albion Rovers manager on discovering a woman would be running the line in his side's clash at Montrose.
"I knew it wasn't going to be our day when I arrived at Links Park and found that we had a woman running the line. She should be at home making the tea or the dinner for her man who comes in after he has been to the football. This is a professional man's game. I believe that she shouldn't be here."
SEGUN ODEGBAMI
Nigeria's bid director for the 2010 World Cup appears to rule the nation out of the running.
"We may have to send our bid document by post," he claimed, explaining the federation could not afford the flights to Zurich.
JAMES BEATTIE
The Southampton man outlines a simple pleasure
"Being in a hotel for so long was minging, but at least somebody made my bed every morning."
STERN JOHN
The Trinidad & Tobago international hopes to take a little English expressionism into his national side
"Morocco were taking the p*ss out of us. They were all flicking the ball and playing around and nobody even gave them a good kick or showed some sort of emotion. In England, someone would have kicked out to let them know they were in a match."
JEFF KENNA
The experienced Birmingham defender knows what it would take to get Danny Mills to St Andrews.
"If he's going to come here he's going to have to take a big pay cut - unless he's going to get what Christophe's on!"
JASON McATEER
How can you take the Irishman in a new light after this?
"From now on, I want to be known as Captain Sensible. I'm known for being a fool and they called me Trigger. I once bought a pizza and was asked if I wanted it sliced into four or eight. I said just four because I couldn't manage eight slices!"
US TV COMMENTATOR
Perhaps the most ironic two words ever uttered at a football match. The commentator suggested that Gianluigi Buffon wearing number 77 upset the "soccer purists".
HAIM REVIVO
The Israeli forward has the Turkish media's number.
"The only thing true in the Turkish newspapers is the date."
DAMIEN DUFF
The Irishman was obviously talked into his Chelsea move by coach Claudio Ranieri rather than accepting the lure of Roman Abravomich's millions.
"I didn't really understand what he was saying, to be honest."
JAVIER SANCHEZ BROTO
The goalkeeper explains his desire to stay at Celtic.
"I cried in my bed every night. When I was on holiday in Spain I slept with both mobiles next to my pillow. I kept hoping they would ring." Bless.
THEO PAPHITIS
The Millwall chairman rubbishes Paul Gascoigne's chances of playing at The New Den.
"We're not making any decisions on Paul Gascoigne until Bobby Charlton has definitely said whether he is coming here or not."
YILDIRAY BASTURK
The Turkish star clearly rates Liechtenstein as a force in England's qualifying group.
"After we beat Liechtenstein, the England game will be like a cup final."
TOMMY BURNS
The Scotland number two is still best pals with three of his former Celtic team-mates.
"The fact that Charlie Nicholas is never off the phone discussing different hair solutions with Roy Aitken has no bearing on the matter. I also remember that Davie Provan's first girlfriend had to stand in a ditch when they kissed because his role model was Alan Ladd."
DAVID ARTELL
The released Rotherham United man overplays his chances of going to Old Trafford.
"I'd be delighted if Manchester United came in for me but the possibility of that happening is miniscule."
MICK McCARTHY
The Sunderland boss sums up the transfer scenario, in discotheque terms.
"People are testing the water. We're dancing around the handbags before the real chat-up line is delivered."
ROY KEANE
The Manchester United captain illustrates why he is such a winner.
"This title isn't the sweetest - the next one always is."
MATTHEW JONES
Your heart bleeds for the Leicester City midfielder.
"I didn't ask to be put on such ridiculously big wages!"
BILL FOTHERBY
The former Leeds United chairman remembers Gordon Strachan's diet at Elland Road.
"Gordon was like a monkey. He ate bananas all the time."
GRAHAM TALYOR
The Villa boss tries an unusual reverse psychology to sell his players.
"But the big question is: 'Does anybody really want them?'"
PETER REID
The Leeds boss hands title to Manchester United with a 3-2 win against Arsenal.
""Fergie should send me a decent bottle of red. I'm hoping for a crate but, knowing Fergie as I do, it will probably be a bottle!"
SIR BOBBY ROBSON
Quotes stalwart Sir Bob provided his weekly pearl.
?Andy O'Brien has an horrendous nose, the poor lad. It is massive, it is."
ALAN SHEARER
The iconic Toon idol has had a rough few weeks.
?Right ankle, right hand and right side of my forehead - I'm sick. I tried to get on to the team bus after the game with crutches but I couldn't because of my right hand! I was a bit of a mess, really, but
CRAIG BURLEY
The Derby County man explains his bust-up with John Gregory.
?I am not the type of person who, when I am backed into a corner, would curl up and let somebody hit me with a baseball bat.?
ELBER
The Bayern striker celebrates the title:
?I took a white beer shower, that?s how we celebrate here in Bavaria.?
LAURENT BLANC
The Frenchman was jokingly labelled old by Ronaldo, but responded with a jibe of his own:
"I told him he had put on weight and that he should avoid all that paella in Madrid!"
RONALDO
Responds in the best way
"If I weighed five kilos less I would have scored four!"
NEIL WARNOCK
The Sheffield United boss was non-plussed with referee Graham Poll's performance in the FA Cup semi-final against Arsenal
"I shouldn't really say what I feel, but Poll was their best midfielder in the goal. You saw him coming off at half-time and at the end. He smiled so much, he obviously enjoyed that performance."
GRAHAM POLL
Graham Poll is confident Neil Warnock will be nice about him.
"Neil Warnock has been to my dressing room and we have parted as friends, shaken hands and said good luck. In the heat of the moment, some things are said to the media before other things are said in private, but there are no bad feelings between us."
NEIL WARNOCK
Shows there are no bad feelings
"I think the referee [Poll] should be banned."
DANNY INVINCIBLE
Geography classes were limited for the Australian.
"Being linked with Aberdeen is news to me. I don't know where it is, to be honest."
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